You don't have to be Catholic to appreciate this one. > Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic > School > and usually she slept through the class. > > One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was > sleeping. > > "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the > universe?" > > When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was > her friend > sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the > rear. > "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. > The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching > her class. > > A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is > our Lord and Savior?" > > But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. > > Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary > Margaret in the butt. > "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the > Nun once again > said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back > asleep. > > The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say > to Adam > after she had her twenty-third child?" > > Again, Johnny came to the rescue. > This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, > "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, > I'll break it in half!" > The nun fainted........... >