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The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:08:21 -0600

You don't have to be Catholic to appreciate this one. > Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic > School > and usually she slept through the class. > > One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was > sleeping. > > "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the > universe?" > > When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was > her friend > sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the > rear. > "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. > The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching > her class. > > A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is > our Lord and Savior?" > > But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. > > Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary > Margaret in the butt. > "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the > Nun once again > said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back > asleep. > > The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say > to Adam > after she had her twenty-third child?" > > Again, Johnny came to the rescue. > This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, > "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, > I'll break it in half!" > The nun fainted........... >

LOS POLITICOS ( LEE DE ARRIBA PARA ABAJO Y DE ABAJO PARA ARIBA ) MUY INTERESANTE

Sun, 10 Feb 2008 17:06:33 -0600

LOS POLITICOS

En nuestro partido pol�tico cumplimos con lo que prometemos.
S�lo los imb�ciles pueden creer que
no lucharemos contra la corrupci�n.
Porque si hay algo seguro para nosotros es que
la honestidad y la transparencia son fundamentales
para alcanzar nuestros ideales.
Demostraremos que es una gran estupidez creer que
las mafias seguir�n formando parte del gobierno
como en otros tiempos.
Aseguramos sin resquicio de duda que
la justicia social ser� el fin principal de nuestro mandato.
Pese a eso, todav�a hay gente est�pida que piensa que
se pueda seguir gobernando con las artima�as de la vieja pol�tica.
Cuando asumamos el poder, haremos lo imposible para que
se acaben las situaciones privilegiadas y el tr�fico de influencias.
No permitiremos de ning�n modo que
nuestros ni�os tengan una formaci�n insuficiente.
Cumpliremos nuestros prop�sitos aunque
los recursos econ�micos se hayan agotado.
Ejerceremos el poder hasta que
comprendan desde ahora que
Somos la "nueva pol�tica".

Mamitas Estan Bien Ricas, No Se Peguen : )

Wed, 02 Jan 2008 09:55:05 -0600

Polo Polo - La Muerte Del Abuelo

Sun, 30 Dec 2007 14:57:57 -0600

Cuando Abran este Video haganlo bajo su propia responsabilidada tiene en su contenido un par de obsenidades. take care...

Polo Polo - La Muerte del abuelo
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Oda Al Berrinche

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 16:02:18 -0600

Albun Cover Battle

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:06:52 -0600

La Foto Del Dia...(El Metido)

Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:23:24 -0600

Watch this video. Is Awesome....

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:01:22 -0600

Amazing Tube Dancer

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This guy is really good and like he said, he WILL get that million dollars

Let Me Know

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 18:58:36 -0500

How many common four letter English words can you
make from the letters EANM using all the letters in each word?

Brain Twister

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 18:05:07 -0500